Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: airplane, fat people, space, things i hate, touched
Dear people of the world,
It is rude to take over the entire armrest of an airplane seat and then extend further and encroach on another passenger’s space. That is bullshit. Please don’t touch me. I don’t like to be touched or crowded.
Disgruntled travelers, can I get an amen? I don’t want to sound like a bitch, but you know you hate it, too.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Battles, boobs, Chicago, homeless people, low lives, lunch break, music, pigeons, thai food, things i hate, things that depress me, Trojan
Walking through downtown Chicago during my lunch break was awesome as I was on my way to pick up my food. Without a care in the world and completely engrossed by my newest musical obsession (Atlas by Battles, brought to me by B.Mac), I wandered through a mass of people, skyscrapers and the symphonic battle playing in my head.
But, alas, the rest of my trip would not continue to be as pleasant.
Once the 7+ minute song ended and I picked up my delicious dumplings and pad thai, I began to pay a little more attention to my surroundings. There were so many sad looking homeless people around it brok my heart. There’s such an apathetic attitude towards the homeless and while, I don’t think I’m any sort of exception, I wish I knew a way to help. It just really sucks because sometimes people aren’t lazy assholes, they’re dealt a bad hand and have no choice but to fold. And while some people persevere and have these wonderfully inspiring stories, not everyone can make it and it sucks.
On to something slightly less depressing (but only slightly), as I innocently walked past a bus stop, this dude blatantly stared at my chest, as in, literally ogling in front of my face. Do people really have no shame? I mean sneaking a peak or checking someone out is one thing, but like Trojan’s new slogan beckons, let’s EVOLVE. Come on!
Finally, the icing on the cake was passing through Pigeon Town where every pigeon in Chicago must go to hang out. I hate pigeons.
Big tall city…. What’s next?
Filed under: Uncategorized
Is this what the world has come to? Really?
The latest in online dating has graced up with establishedmen.com. A place where an established man can find his perfect princess and vice versa. Are you kidding me?
Is the dating world become so superficial that people aren’t even hiding their shallow intentions anymore? Does falling in love mean nothing? I can’t understand the fulfillment of being a relationship where there is no real love or connection. And blatantly advertising that money and looks is in fact all you care about takes it to a whole new level.
Would I like to wear a Valentino dress with Manolo Blahnik heels to some sort of elegant gala. Sure. But I’m not willing to whore myself out to do it. I’ll either get it myself, or not have it at all.
Twitter is the main topic of 4 out the the top 6 posts on TechCrunch.
This shit is out of control.
Twitter isn’t even that cool. I only have one or the sake of being trendy and because it tells me SafeRide wait times.
No more Twitter talk. Time for sleep… zzzzzz
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: celebrities, pop culture, society, Twitter, WTF
What the hell kind of world are we living in?
As if people didn’t have enough reason to be psychotic, there will now be a reality TV show dedicated to stalking celebrities via Twitter.
Are you kidding?
This has to be one of the most asinine things that will be on television. (Except for, perhaps, I Love New York 2).
My hope for society grows ever dismal. Fuck Twitter. Fuck trashy reality TV. This is not the kind of culture I want to be a part of.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cheeseburger, Chopin, crack, death, homeless, lesbian, library, Roger's Park, swine flu
1. Broke computer screen = death
2. Went to Roger’s Park today to interview homeless people for documentary. Isn’t there swine flu there? Oh crap…
3. One of said homleess people went into elaborate detail about his crack habit including the first time he ever tried it. Apparently, he was trying to have a threesome with these hot lesbians and kicked down their door because they would not let him in. They were naked, he described their beautiful bodies of sunshine and kissed one of them. She had some crack in her mouth. He freaked out. He made them give him more. He fell in love… with crack.
3. The 5th floor Transpo Library is for SILENCE! I don’t appreciate the bastards who were blabbering on in God knows what language.
4. I had to blast Chopin because of that.
5. I have had two double cheeseburgers this week and it’s only Wednesday. I’m either a champion or a fat ass.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Captain America, Channing Tatum, Elektra, Marvel, Matthew McConaughey Jennifer Garner, superheroes, The Avengers
So apparently, Marvel confirmed that Seth Rogen will be playing Steve Rogers, the man who becomes Captain America after a government experiment to create the ultimate super soldier.
http://www.reelzchannel.com/movie-news/3031/seth-rogen-will-play-steve-rogers-in-captain-america-film
This is awesome! It also makes me very curious to see what they do with Captain America. Will it be Rogen or will they get someone else, like Channing Tatum, perhaps? He does have the all-American look down and I can definitely see him playing the noble do-gooder. As long as it’s not Matthew McConaughey I’ll be happy. McConaughey would literally ruin Captain America for me. Casting is everything for these movies and if you don’t get the right guy for this it will end up being as shitty as Jennifer Garner as Elektra. Love Garner, hate her as Elektra. Good luck, Marvel. Don’t fuck this one up please.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: naked, sailing team, spring break, strip, summer heights high
When given the ultimatum above, what would your answer be? It’s kind of a weird one. You don’t think you’d have to make these kinds of life choices, but SURPRISE, life has a way of bringing about the weirdest most random and awkward situations when you least expect them.
Luckily, I went home, dignity intact and breasts securely tucked away from drunken sailors. Not that I didn’t have fun. Those odd, unexpected, completely random nights are what I live for (omg public schools are so random).
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: fail, hair, legolas, Lord of the Rings, orlando bloom
The whole half pony tail thing will never work on me. I just tried it and ended up looking like Orlando frickin’ Bloom in Lord of the Rings.
Legolas isn’t exactly sexy.
Moral of the story… NO HALF- PONYTAILS!
