More Lancelot than Galahad


Where Beautiful Girls and Successful Men Meet
May 28, 2009, 4:17 am
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Is this what the world has come to? Really?

The latest in online dating has graced up with establishedmen.com. A place where an established man can find his perfect princess and vice versa. Are you kidding me?

Is the dating world become so superficial that people aren’t even hiding their shallow intentions anymore? Does falling in love mean nothing? I can’t understand the fulfillment of being a relationship where there is no real love or connection. And blatantly advertising that money and looks is in fact all you care about takes it to a whole new level.

Would I like to wear a Valentino dress with Manolo Blahnik heels to some sort of elegant gala. Sure. But I’m not willing to whore myself out to do it. I’ll either get it myself, or not have it at all.

Biiiiitch Pleeeez!



more twitz
May 26, 2009, 6:12 am
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Twitter is the main topic of 4 out the the top 6 posts on TechCrunch

This shit is out of control.

Twitter isn’t even that cool. I only have one or the sake of being trendy and because it tells me SafeRide wait times.

No more Twitter talk. Time for sleep… zzzzzz



Twitter reaches new lows
May 26, 2009, 4:35 am
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What the hell kind of world are we living in?

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As if people didn’t have enough reason to be psychotic, there will now be a reality TV show dedicated to stalking celebrities via Twitter.

Are you kidding?

This has to be one of the most asinine things that will be on television. (Except for, perhaps, I Love New York 2).

My hope for society grows ever dismal. Fuck Twitter. Fuck trashy reality TV. This is not the kind of culture I want to be a part of.



SOME RANDO UPDATE-IZZLES
May 7, 2009, 3:41 am
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1. Broke computer screen = death

2. Went to Roger’s Park today to interview homeless people for documentary. Isn’t there swine flu there? Oh crap…

3. One of said homleess people went into elaborate detail about his crack habit including the first time he ever tried it. Apparently, he was trying to have a threesome with these hot lesbians and kicked down their door because they would not let him in. They were naked, he described their beautiful bodies of sunshine and kissed one of them. She had some crack in her mouth. He freaked out. He made them give him more. He fell in love… with crack.

3. The 5th floor Transpo Library is for SILENCE! I don’t appreciate the bastards who were blabbering on in God knows what language.

4. I had to blast Chopin because of that.

5. I have had two double cheeseburgers this week and it’s only Wednesday. I’m either a champion or a fat ass.