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UPDATE: Election Day Fashion Don’ts
November 5, 2008, 4:59 am
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Michelle Obama’s dress



BARACK OBAMA MOTHAFUCKAAASSSSS!!!!
November 5, 2008, 4:27 am
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It’s almost too good to be true. Florida didn’t fuck up, and Obama is our new president. It’s so crazy that we’e actually expiriencing history right now. This’ll go down in text books and our grandchildren will read about it and think wow that must’ve been so crazy! They’ll then ask what were you doing when Obama became president? I bet your answer won’t be as great as mine.



Person of the Week- Russell Brand
Borrowed from dailymail.co.uk

Borrowed from dailymail.co.uk

Oh Russell, what a stir you have caused you naughty, naughty Brit!

Russell Brand, host of MTV’s 2008 VMAs, British comedian and former drug/sex addict, was relatively unknown in the US, until his scandalous performance last night.

At the 25th Annual VMAs, Brand made a few less than friendly jokes about Bush, Palin’s daughter and The Jonas Brothers. While some appreciated Brand audacious jabs, others were mortified to say the least.

But ya gotta admit he’s got pizazz!

He first made fun of his own lack of fame in the US and quickly moved on to a plea for Americans to elect Barack Obama “on behalf of the world” claiming that America is progressive enough to elect a black president because “otherwise why would you let that retaded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because in England he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.”

He then moved on to make fun of that “poor teenage father boy” who will “never have sex again.” He was reffering to little Palin’s lover, concluding that his misfortune? makes pledging to remain chaste til marriage sound like the “greatest idea ever.” Enter The Jonas Brothers.

“The 2008 VMAs were poised to mark the return of Britney Spears. Instead, they will go down in history as the night when that English guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” almost made the Jonas Brothers cry,” according to the LA Times.

While The Chicago Tribune was a tad more ambiguous and The New York Times was far more appreciative of Brand’s humor, I want to know how the Jonas Brothers feel about all this? Did they laugh it off or are they as pisses as Jordin Sparks who used her stage time to defend the ever popular purity rings?

One of the highlights of the night was when Brand called Britney “the female Christ” and talked about happiness and philosophy with some hot little number as the credits rolled.

And what do I think? Well, if you haven’t guessed it by now, I love Russell and while I admit his humor was, shall we say, severe, it’s all apart of the act and everyone needs to calm down. And with Britney’s comeback being less than dazzling (sure she snagged 3 awards, but all she did was act like an empty little robot) something needed to grab our attention.

Verdict: I hope Russell doesn’t get black listed :/.



God Bless America? God Save Everyone Else!
September 8, 2008, 3:21 pm
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/world/asia/08afghan.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin

Since when is it part of America’s job to murder 90 Afghan civilians?

…including approximately 75 women and children?

There are, as we know, three sides to the truth… “mine, yours and how it went.” American troops claimed that villagers were spreading Taliban propaganda and were attacked when they entered the village, but all the interviewed survivors claimed to oppose the Taliban.

I’m not going to get into the what’s what of this because it’s not even important. What is important is that America is not the world’s police. While I hate to rag on our troops abroad, there is no justification for ruthless murder. Where are our morals? Where are the ideals and values Americans claim to hold so dear to their hearts? Where has our virtue gone?

The Afghans affected by this tragedy are puzzled by the soldiers’ actions and want the troops brought to trial (a chance the dead civilians never had). All they want is the justice that was denied to their dead wives and children and damnit, they deserve it. There has been too much death and destruction and as every year passes the light at the end of the tunnel becomes dimmer and dimmer.

Can America still be called the land of the free? The home of the brave? It seems we are becoming prisoners of our own destruction!

We are in desperate need of change and the nearly senile McCain is not going to give us that.

We need new ideas, new blood, new policies, and a new hope.

We need Barack Obama.