Red Bull scares me
I am currently consuming my fourth Red Bull of the night in an attempt to finish a research paper on Latin America. As I do this, I wonder if this much Red Bull is worse than doing a line of coke. Could the illicit drug I am arguing against in my paper really be worse than this pee-colored, overly-caffeinated, sugar-free concoction I am currently sipping on?
I feel like I’m going to die. No more Red Bull!!!!
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Library
I’m currently in the library, watching “Maria Full of Grace” and it has just dawned on me that I actually have to write 20 pages of intelligent argumentation and analysis by Monday. I also have to move to the 3rd floor. On the bright side, I don’t have to smuggle coke across borders.
