Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cheeseburger, Chopin, crack, death, homeless, lesbian, library, Roger's Park, swine flu
1. Broke computer screen = death
2. Went to Roger’s Park today to interview homeless people for documentary. Isn’t there swine flu there? Oh crap…
3. One of said homleess people went into elaborate detail about his crack habit including the first time he ever tried it. Apparently, he was trying to have a threesome with these hot lesbians and kicked down their door because they would not let him in. They were naked, he described their beautiful bodies of sunshine and kissed one of them. She had some crack in her mouth. He freaked out. He made them give him more. He fell in love… with crack.
3. The 5th floor Transpo Library is for SILENCE! I don’t appreciate the bastards who were blabbering on in God knows what language.
4. I had to blast Chopin because of that.
5. I have had two double cheeseburgers this week and it’s only Wednesday. I’m either a champion or a fat ass.
I’m currently in the library, watching “Maria Full of Grace” and it has just dawned on me that I actually have to write 20 pages of intelligent argumentation and analysis by Monday. I also have to move to the 3rd floor. On the bright side, I don’t have to smuggle coke across borders.
