More Lancelot than Galahad


Morning Blues

McDonald’s hash browns have to be the most perfect food substances in the world. I still feel like shit, but I feel a LOT better.

I noticed as I was walking to work this morning that CVS has to have one of the best marketing plans ever. I just remembered that they replaced Eckerd’s. I remember going to Eckerd’s with my great grandparents! I also remember thinking ‘What happned to Eckerd’s? What the eff is this CVS shit? I’ll never go there!’
I was WRONG! I did go there like every other person ever because CVS has been so good at expanding an d making me feel like their store is the only convenience store/pharmacy I will ever need. You go CVS! I’m sure they promote synergy… LIKE A BOSS!

I’m working on a write up of this Mexican restaurant and I shudder every time I see the word tequila. Shots were a bad life choice.

I think every person I walked past this morning was severely judging me. I was judging me.

New York Times wrote an article about the sex offenders that camp out on the Julia Tuttle Causeway. That’s nice that people realize it’s a problem. I mean, it’s not like people don’t live less than a mile away or anything. The thing is I feel really bad for those guys. It must be fucking hard having such an ostracizing disease. That really sucks.

Also, Google is taking over the world and I’m really not okay with that. I would much rather Apple did. Things would be so clean and chic. And nerdily trendy. Google is just not that cool.

Speaking of operating systems, being hung over makes me feel like a PC. I run slower and inefficiently. Hahahaha!!! … I thought it was funny.

I have been at work for 2 hours and gotten nothing done.
False.
I did get through all my Google Reader.
Good shit.



Person of the Week- Russell Brand
Borrowed from dailymail.co.uk

Borrowed from dailymail.co.uk

Oh Russell, what a stir you have caused you naughty, naughty Brit!

Russell Brand, host of MTV’s 2008 VMAs, British comedian and former drug/sex addict, was relatively unknown in the US, until his scandalous performance last night.

At the 25th Annual VMAs, Brand made a few less than friendly jokes about Bush, Palin’s daughter and The Jonas Brothers. While some appreciated Brand audacious jabs, others were mortified to say the least.

But ya gotta admit he’s got pizazz!

He first made fun of his own lack of fame in the US and quickly moved on to a plea for Americans to elect Barack Obama “on behalf of the world” claiming that America is progressive enough to elect a black president because “otherwise why would you let that retaded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because in England he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.”

He then moved on to make fun of that “poor teenage father boy” who will “never have sex again.” He was reffering to little Palin’s lover, concluding that his misfortune? makes pledging to remain chaste til marriage sound like the “greatest idea ever.” Enter The Jonas Brothers.

“The 2008 VMAs were poised to mark the return of Britney Spears. Instead, they will go down in history as the night when that English guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” almost made the Jonas Brothers cry,” according to the LA Times.

While The Chicago Tribune was a tad more ambiguous and The New York Times was far more appreciative of Brand’s humor, I want to know how the Jonas Brothers feel about all this? Did they laugh it off or are they as pisses as Jordin Sparks who used her stage time to defend the ever popular purity rings?

One of the highlights of the night was when Brand called Britney “the female Christ” and talked about happiness and philosophy with some hot little number as the credits rolled.

And what do I think? Well, if you haven’t guessed it by now, I love Russell and while I admit his humor was, shall we say, severe, it’s all apart of the act and everyone needs to calm down. And with Britney’s comeback being less than dazzling (sure she snagged 3 awards, but all she did was act like an empty little robot) something needed to grab our attention.

Verdict: I hope Russell doesn’t get black listed :/.



God Bless America? God Save Everyone Else!
September 8, 2008, 3:21 pm
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/08/world/asia/08afghan.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin

Since when is it part of America’s job to murder 90 Afghan civilians?

…including approximately 75 women and children?

There are, as we know, three sides to the truth… “mine, yours and how it went.” American troops claimed that villagers were spreading Taliban propaganda and were attacked when they entered the village, but all the interviewed survivors claimed to oppose the Taliban.

I’m not going to get into the what’s what of this because it’s not even important. What is important is that America is not the world’s police. While I hate to rag on our troops abroad, there is no justification for ruthless murder. Where are our morals? Where are the ideals and values Americans claim to hold so dear to their hearts? Where has our virtue gone?

The Afghans affected by this tragedy are puzzled by the soldiers’ actions and want the troops brought to trial (a chance the dead civilians never had). All they want is the justice that was denied to their dead wives and children and damnit, they deserve it. There has been too much death and destruction and as every year passes the light at the end of the tunnel becomes dimmer and dimmer.

Can America still be called the land of the free? The home of the brave? It seems we are becoming prisoners of our own destruction!

We are in desperate need of change and the nearly senile McCain is not going to give us that.

We need new ideas, new blood, new policies, and a new hope.

We need Barack Obama.



And in other news… The Joys of Marijuana
September 8, 2008, 5:55 am
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/09/science/09obdrug.html?_r=1&ref=science&oref=slogin

So this guy Giovanni was doing some research and apparently the “five most common cannabinoids… were found effective against several common multi-resistant bacterial strains.”

The bummer: “the researchers suggested that the nonpsychotropic cannabinoids might prove more promising for eventual use.”

Still, if penicillin let’s you down, at least you know smoking that joint defenitely won’t hurt… by golly it may just save your life!