Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Clark Duke, Cyclops, Girl Talk, James Marsden, Michael Cera, Michael Chabon, movies, person of the week, Seth Green, Sex Drive, X-men
Sex Drive opens next week! Go see it! It’s fucking hilarious!
Oh, Clark!
You are such a Lark!
But seriously, the stressful morning trying to get to Angels & Kings on time totally paid off when I got to spend half an hour interviewing Clark Duke (a name I didn’t know until last week, mind you).
He was a pleasure, a delight and oh so much fun.
Things I learned:
He loves Michael Chabon.
If he were an X-men he’d be Cyclops so he could be just as handsome as Jimmy Marsden.
He has perfectly toned dancers legs.
He read a lot of C.S. Lewis as a kid.
He likes Girl Talk and is working on his turn tabeling (what would be the correct verb?).
He can’t read a book or watch a movie without analyzing it and thinking about the work behind it.
He was thrown out of one of his classes because his Professor called on him and he said, “I’m sorry I’m actually not taking questions today.”
Of course there were many more wonderful things, but you get the point. I have to write this article so I’ll talk to you when I’m less busy. Looooveeeee!!!!!
GO SEE SEX DRIVE!
and go to clarkandmichael.com!
It was his thesis. It’s this super hilarious show he made with his bff Michael Cera.
More Love,
Alessandra
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Chicago Tribune, George Bush, LA Times, MTV, New York Times, person of the week, Russell Brand, Sarah Palin, The Jonas Brothers, VMAs
Borrowed from dailymail.co.uk
Oh Russell, what a stir you have caused you naughty, naughty Brit!
Russell Brand, host of MTV’s 2008 VMAs, British comedian and former drug/sex addict, was relatively unknown in the US, until his scandalous performance last night.
At the 25th Annual VMAs, Brand made a few less than friendly jokes about Bush, Palin’s daughter and The Jonas Brothers. While some appreciated Brand audacious jabs, others were mortified to say the least.
But ya gotta admit he’s got pizazz!
He first made fun of his own lack of fame in the US and quickly moved on to a plea for Americans to elect Barack Obama “on behalf of the world” claiming that America is progressive enough to elect a black president because “otherwise why would you let that retaded cowboy fella be president for eight years? We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because in England he wouldn’t be trusted with a pair of scissors.”
He then moved on to make fun of that “poor teenage father boy” who will “never have sex again.” He was reffering to little Palin’s lover, concluding that his misfortune? makes pledging to remain chaste til marriage sound like the “greatest idea ever.” Enter The Jonas Brothers.
“The 2008 VMAs were poised to mark the return of Britney Spears. Instead, they will go down in history as the night when that English guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” almost made the Jonas Brothers cry,” according to the LA Times.
While The Chicago Tribune was a tad more ambiguous and The New York Times was far more appreciative of Brand’s humor, I want to know how the Jonas Brothers feel about all this? Did they laugh it off or are they as pisses as Jordin Sparks who used her stage time to defend the ever popular purity rings?
One of the highlights of the night was when Brand called Britney “the female Christ” and talked about happiness and philosophy with some hot little number as the credits rolled.
And what do I think? Well, if you haven’t guessed it by now, I love Russell and while I admit his humor was, shall we say, severe, it’s all apart of the act and everyone needs to calm down. And with Britney’s comeback being less than dazzling (sure she snagged 3 awards, but all she did was act like an empty little robot) something needed to grab our attention.
Verdict: I hope Russell doesn’t get black listed :/.
