Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: internet, interweb, schmuck, things i hate, Twilight, world wide web, You suck at photoshop, YouTube
While doing research for my prof, I stumbled upon this shmuck:
This video makes me cringe. Why would you publish something that makes you look like a total moron. It makes me cringe. And want to throw up.
That’s the worst thing about this whole media revolution. YouTube gives any moron with a computer the opportunity to pollute the world with their obnoxious and unnecessary “advice,” “tutorials,” and musical montages.
Dear avid YouTube users, my heart bleeds for you and your lack of a life, but stop saturating the interwebs.
Note: I am in no way referring to people to people who are actually funny like this guy.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: airplane, fat people, space, things i hate, touched
Dear people of the world,
It is rude to take over the entire armrest of an airplane seat and then extend further and encroach on another passenger’s space. That is bullshit. Please don’t touch me. I don’t like to be touched or crowded.
Disgruntled travelers, can I get an amen? I don’t want to sound like a bitch, but you know you hate it, too.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Battles, boobs, Chicago, homeless people, low lives, lunch break, music, pigeons, thai food, things i hate, things that depress me, Trojan
Walking through downtown Chicago during my lunch break was awesome as I was on my way to pick up my food. Without a care in the world and completely engrossed by my newest musical obsession (Atlas by Battles, brought to me by B.Mac), I wandered through a mass of people, skyscrapers and the symphonic battle playing in my head.
But, alas, the rest of my trip would not continue to be as pleasant.
Once the 7+ minute song ended and I picked up my delicious dumplings and pad thai, I began to pay a little more attention to my surroundings. There were so many sad looking homeless people around it brok my heart. There’s such an apathetic attitude towards the homeless and while, I don’t think I’m any sort of exception, I wish I knew a way to help. It just really sucks because sometimes people aren’t lazy assholes, they’re dealt a bad hand and have no choice but to fold. And while some people persevere and have these wonderfully inspiring stories, not everyone can make it and it sucks.
On to something slightly less depressing (but only slightly), as I innocently walked past a bus stop, this dude blatantly stared at my chest, as in, literally ogling in front of my face. Do people really have no shame? I mean sneaking a peak or checking someone out is one thing, but like Trojan’s new slogan beckons, let’s EVOLVE. Come on!
Finally, the icing on the cake was passing through Pigeon Town where every pigeon in Chicago must go to hang out. I hate pigeons.
Big tall city…. What’s next?
